Funny Quotes For National Spouse’s Day

I had no idea there was a “National Spouse’s Day!”

It’s true! Want proof, look it up here along with the dozens of other days dedicated. There is even a National Military Spouse Day and Police Officer Spouses Day!

National Spouse’s Day, should be every day. Yes, it’s nice to have one day dedicated to spouses to raise awareness, but it is a little concerning to think we have to remind ourselves to pay special attention to our spouses on one particular day of the year.

“Good morning, sweetie! I know I haven’t told you I love you in a year, but it’s that time again!”

If you have forgotten about your spouse, say, for a while, these funny quotes from children might reawaken the real reason you got married in the first place! Hope you get a giggle!

Kids on Love and Marriage:

  • “If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don’t want to do it. It takes too long.” — Glenn, age 7
  • “Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” — John, age 9
  • “I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” — Manuel, age 8
  • “No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That’s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.” — Mae, age 9
  • “Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.” — Greg, age 8
  • “Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me a wife.” — Tom, age 5
  • “It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I’m just a kid. I don’t need that kind of trouble.” — Kenny, age 7
  • “One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.” — Ava, age 8
  • “When somebody’s been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, ‘I’ll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced.'” — Anita, 9
  • “Love is foolish…but I still might try it sometime.” — Floyd, age 9
  • “I been trying to hide from love since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.” — Dave, age 8

And then there is this perspective!

Children Give Good Advice About Love:

  • “Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work.” — Dick, age 7

  • “Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.” — Lynnette, age 8

  • “Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!” — Ricky, age 7

  • “Don’t forget your wife’s name. That will mess up the love.” — Erin, age 8

  • “Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash.” — Erin, age 8

  • “Don’t say you love somebody and then change your mind. Love isn’t like picking what movie you want to watch.” — Natalie, age 9

Happy National Spouse’s Day! Be amazing to your spouse!

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